Socks put Leeches in Damnland

Apparently, some children were reaching into a pond attempting to catch some tad-poles when they unfortunately discovered that leeches also inhabited the pond. When the boys removed their arms from the water, they had several leeches attached to them. Billy Grime immediately took action, removing his Prokeds and his socks from his feet. Being careful not to cut himself with the crispy gray toe, he sliced through the first leach then, something remarkable happened.

According to witness reports, the first leech that was removed must have used ESP to communicate with the rest of the leeches, because suddenly, one at a time, they began to seemingly jump to their deaths onto a hot side walk.

Local scientists have determined that these unfortunate leeches were resigning themselves to suicide rather than have those nasty, crispy socks come near them.