Streaker's Failed Attempt to Run onto the Tennis Court

I bet if you lesten really hard, you can hear him whimper, "Damn".

You Ain't Seen My Balls!

Damn! This is too funny.

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Damn!

Things that Make me say, "Damn!"

While at a BBQ, I loaded my plate with ribs, chicken, potato salad and beans. It was LOADED!


I held the plate in my left hand, drink in my right, and as I was in the motion of sitting down on the lawn chair, the dog tht I didn't see "under" the chair decided to get scared and run away.


As the dog bolted away, it's body hooked a chair leg.


It was too late! It was like slow motion, I couldn't stop my sitting progression, no matter how hard I tried.
My ass hit the ground, and the food landed on my lap!


BBQ isn't a food you want to spill on yourself... it doesn't clean easy.

 Everyone stopped and stared silently for a few seconds, then started laughing.


I wanted to find that dog and shoot it!

"Damn!" .... So Funny!